writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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