'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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