how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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