I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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