Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Randomize
