scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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