it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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