Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
This beer is not sobering me up at all
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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