Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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