and you said cock pushups were impossible
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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