i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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