stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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