im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I don't think brook has ever known best
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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