Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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