we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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