I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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