Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My nipple is on Facebook.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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