I think i sorta joined a cult last night
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
