apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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