The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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