Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Randomize