champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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