What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I've blown a few things in my day
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
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