You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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