I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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