I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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