It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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