just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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