It's Friday. Sex?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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