If that was your dad, he is hot
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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