i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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