it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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