yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize