New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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