yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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