Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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