so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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