Already got asked if we're dating
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
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