did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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