I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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