I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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