Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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