Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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