Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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