you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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