there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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