so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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