we're chasing vodka with high fives
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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