Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
