oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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