I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Randomize
