We won't sleep together?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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