Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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