Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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