We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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